jan 13 in idea barrages

The name “George Wonka Bush” actually explains a whole lot of things.

The presses fired up for another printing of Finnegan’s Wake and there was much reJoyceing.

Some people found it heartwarming that Jon finally started dating Garfield’s vet Liz. If you step back and think about it, the message is “Creepy incel! Just keep creeping, she’ll give in eventually!” The more you think about it, the uglier it gets.

I feel like the capstone to the awfulness of 2020 would be Tyler Perry starting his own social media network called “Social Madea”.

I also want to manage a punk band of ex-Mormons called The Latter-Day Ain’ts.

Hewe comes da Fudd, dootin’-do-do, hewe comes da Fudd, and I say, it’s awwight…

We come into this world beggars and we leave invalids, every single one of us. When we abandon this truth, to delude others or delude ourselves, we tread the paths of monsters.

Snakes are good at taking constrictive criticism.