jan 10 in idea barrages

The larval form of the frogman is the minnowtaur.

I was wracking my brain for a reality where U2’s existence was a net-positive and I only could come up with, like, maybe if in hell they play that “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” song for Christopher Columbus on loop forever.

In Soviet Russia, Pagliacci is DOCTOR!

Wake me up before you GO-GO POWER RANGERS/ Wake me up before you GO-GO POWER RANGERS / Wake me up before you GO-GO POWER RANGERS / Wake me up before you GO-GO POWER RANGERS, YOU take me dancing tonight…

A horror story about an evil fettuccine alfredo that kills you through the internet would be a creamypasta.

A rap about Order 66 involving the line “It’s getting hot in here, might get killed off by clones”.

A youtube channel completely in costume and character as Abe Lincoln called “Vlog Cabin”.

The only thing you can still discover on the Discovery Channel is how much you hate reality television.