jan 9 in idea barrages

The weirdest thing about Trump is how much of his cult are just living vicariously through the crimes and sins, like someone watching the terrible unlikable characters on ENTOURAGE or BIG BANG THEORY or SEX IN THE CITY or FRIENDS, not as entertainment but as projection of lifestyle fantasy.

One of the hardest parts of trying to live an examined life is finding that balance between… the examination and the living. Too much of either and, hoo diddy, it’s a bad time.

Why say “succubus” when you could say “the nookie monster”?

If your superpower is that you can read minds but only the minds of northern Californians, you sir or ma’am, are a hellapath.

A so-terrible-its-great name for a buddy cop show would be “Biscuits and Garvey”. I dunno, maybe “Biscuits” could be an old hippie taking the corrupt local force down from the inside and Garvey could be a young recruit slowly learning that he should be doing that too?

The trending phrase “HINGA DINGA DURGEN” appears to be a spongebob meme of some kind but I can’t get over how well it would fit into the song “No Diggity”. “Hinga dinga dur-gen, no diggity, no diggity”.

Isn’t a wedding ring just a circle of wife?

If I could tolerate re-listening to ACDC more, “Listen To The Mummy Talk” could be a decent autumnal parody.