jan 7 in idea barrages

If you say “Shandyman” three times into a mirror, a ghost appears and ruins your beer by pouring cheap lemonade into it.

The word “internet” is actually derived from the ancient Greek “intras notos” or “entitled white people”.

Sort of a goth take on the Lisa Frank aesthetic. A Lisa Frankenstein monster, if you will.

WAKE ME UP before you go-go/ I CAN’T WAKE UP hanging like a yo-yo/ SAVE ME, CALL MY NAME before you go-go / WAKE ME UP when you hit that high / I CAN’T WAKE UP not planning on going solo / SAVE ME, SAVE ME before you go-go take me dancing tonight / yeah yeah!

If you HAD to play Jesus as a DnD 5e character, He’d have to be a Life Cleric 1/Lore Bard 19, right? A healing storyteller and charismatic leader who can take, like, Create Food & Water, Water Walk and so on as magical secrets, yeah? Oh, Protector Aasimar for race, we’ll say. Artisan background, clearly, for the carpentry training.

A remake of Dennis The Menace but with Owen Wilson as Mr. Wilson.

The men’s room power move is to put both hands entwined behind the back of your head, as if relaxing in a bed, while at a urinal.

Wheeeeeeeeeeen they put choc-o-lat in a spicy meat sauce, that’s… a mole…