jan 4 in idea barrages

1. Little high-test micro Bloody Mary called a Mary, Queen of Shots.

2. It’s a haiku, it’s a koan, it’s a haikoan. The only haikoan 2020 requires:

how many psychic
fairs were cancelled because of
the COVID-19?

1. Hard work, study, talent, all mean even more if you’re lucky first but so much of life comes down to luck. Make what you can from what you get, of course, but you’re working from a dice roll. Help each other, for God’s sake, we’re all in this together, up against the fickle dice.

2. The weird thing about being an agnostic who has studied world religions extensively is, like, if there is religious symbology in my dreams, I know it isn’t magic but it IS my subconscious talking to me. “Why did I draw four coffee cups in my dream? Crap, I was telling myself I am like the Four of Cups in Tarot. THANKS SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.”

3. The WWF should stop trying to start weightlifting or football leagues but they should run a competitive eating circuit, just because they could call it Snackdown.

4. I will be positive in this negative age, I certainly hope the whole Trump crime family receives exquisite medical care in the hospital wings of the prisons they belong in.

5. If you have to project strength, you are not strong.

6. A remake of ENCINO MAN where instead of Brendan Frasier they un-thaw an uncanny valley CGI Fred Flintstone and it’s called THE WALKING FRED.