dec 31 in idea barrages

That South Park “all the sides are equally stupid because they’re trying and everything that tries is stupid, FART NOISE” energy certainly doesn’t play well these grim days, that’s for sure.

Before moving to England, legally change your first name to “Governor” and every day on hence will be a hilarious delight.

The best Star Trek/Schoolhouse Rock mash-up possible, of course, is “I’m just a Trill, oh I’m just a Trill and I’m living inside some guy named Bill”.

The pieman’s paradox: if you have a frozen pizza sent to your house by a shopping service, it can be both delivery AND DiGiorno.

Jamiroquai is probably down on his luck enough at this point where you could promote your Wendys triple-jalapeno bacon burger by licensing his one hit for a parody jingle called “Victual Insanity”.

An absolutely bonkers advert for Rosetta Stone language learning system that involves panicked astronauts yelling at each other “YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE SELF-INSTRUCT BUTTON!” over and over until they blow up the ship with pure foreign language knowledge.

Four teenage girls accidentally summon giant horrifying puppet monsters to terrorize the populace in THE KROFFT.

I guess I could round out my trilogy of DUNE parodies with a riff on David Bowie’s “Fame” about Feyd. This is possible.