Or -2.8C. in The Napkin.

27F? Perfect weather to get the mail. Gosh, I love wearing mah beanie. Only thing missing are some good fingerless gloves.

The best fingerless gloves I ever had I got from Hot Topic. No joke. You can call them Snot Rocket all you want, but those were some good gloves. Perfect for driving.. I would keep them in my hoodie of the time. Alas, I accidentally left that hoodie in a movie theatre. I wen back to the theatre to see if it popped up in the lost and found.

No dice.

I do have gloves in my glove compartment. (Gloves in the glove compartment, what a concept, eh?) But, they’re not the same.

Gosh, this cold weather is so comforting.

“But Timmy, it’s frakking cold out.”

Those of us that like cold weather will tell you that it’s not the cold itself. It’s that we get to warm up. Ask my ex’s, I’m a frakking spaceheater.