dec 21 in idea barrages

Even if you love the hell out of football, you have to admit it’s gross how in the middle of a plague, so many people are acting like “well, football’s back! everything’s normal again!” because acting like that is how we get another wave of death.

Two differently coloured eyes is okay as a visual quirk but it is not the main personality trait.

Hawk to the tanned because the pale ain’t listening.

The theme song to SISTER WIVES should’ve been all like “I hate when I leave Utah, no bigamy, no bigamy” but again our culture loses so much for my not being in charge of such decisions.

Maturity is realizing that Big Head Todd was the real monster all along.

An allergy to working out is called “Gymnausea”.

I think that if you took the Gadsen flag, turned it blue, replaced the snake with the twitter bird and changed the phrase to “Don’t Trend On Me” you could offend every single political side in America with it, all for very different reasons.

Rambo but it’s a gramma and it’s called GRAMBO. Or, failing that, someone who goes around stealing s’mores called The Grahamburglar. Whichever quacks your duck.