dec 20 in idea barrages
- Dec. 18, 2020, 8:26 a.m.
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Cloning time, three more times for alcohol, so get those other mes two beers. Cloning time, one of me could go home while those two stay here. I KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET SOME CLONES, I KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET SOME CLONES, GET SOME CLONES!
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“You tried killing the golem by erasing the e in “emeth” because in Hebrew that turns life/emeth into death/meth but this is a different kind of golem, it just turns from a clay golem into a meth golem. Constitution rolls all around.”
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The best name for an EDM DJ is “Patti Hertz” though “Patti Hurts” would work for roller-derby too. If you do both, you really have quite the opportunity for cross promotion there.
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I mourn the days when we would hear “that college got 800 cases of Corona” and it meant a real rager party was about to go down and not that children were being exposed to deadly disease so as to suck up to corrupt politicians.
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If by “squirrel nut zippers” you mean the candy or the band, that’s fine. If you mean the component to a fur-suit, I’m slowly backing away.
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Your confusion is in the fact that you thought it said Greco-Roman wrestling. No, this is Greco-Norman wrestling. You wrestle a Greek guy named Norm. Normal Baltokimus. Nice guy. Great mat grappler.
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Adam Sandler got his last name because his ten-times-great-grandfather was a brilliant sandal-maker whose work got worse and worse the more successful he was, more focused on getting his friends jobs in his sandal shop than actually making quality footwear.
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Why did he have to use eight tiny reindeer? Why not five medium-sized reindeer? Why not two MASSIVE reindeer? Like two reindeer the size of the largest bears on record. Wouldn’t it be more cost-effective to use GIANT reindeer instead?
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