dec 20 in idea barrages

Cloning time, three more times for alcohol, so get those other mes two beers. Cloning time, one of me could go home while those two stay here. I KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET SOME CLONES, I KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET SOME CLONES, GET SOME CLONES!

“You tried killing the golem by erasing the e in “emeth” because in Hebrew that turns life/emeth into death/meth but this is a different kind of golem, it just turns from a clay golem into a meth golem. Constitution rolls all around.”

The best name for an EDM DJ is “Patti Hertz” though “Patti Hurts” would work for roller-derby too. If you do both, you really have quite the opportunity for cross promotion there.

I mourn the days when we would hear “that college got 800 cases of Corona” and it meant a real rager party was about to go down and not that children were being exposed to deadly disease so as to suck up to corrupt politicians.

If by “squirrel nut zippers” you mean the candy or the band, that’s fine. If you mean the component to a fur-suit, I’m slowly backing away.

Your confusion is in the fact that you thought it said Greco-Roman wrestling. No, this is Greco-Norman wrestling. You wrestle a Greek guy named Norm. Normal Baltokimus. Nice guy. Great mat grappler.

Adam Sandler got his last name because his ten-times-great-grandfather was a brilliant sandal-maker whose work got worse and worse the more successful he was, more focused on getting his friends jobs in his sandal shop than actually making quality footwear.

Why did he have to use eight tiny reindeer? Why not five medium-sized reindeer? Why not two MASSIVE reindeer? Like two reindeer the size of the largest bears on record. Wouldn’t it be more cost-effective to use GIANT reindeer instead?