dec 15 in idea barrages

A cafeteria for berserker vikings called The Flyagaric Munch-Room.

A Mork and Mindy fan-fiction competition called NanooNanooWriMo.

I hope that when the wreckage of our culture is found, the fragmentary evidence garbles in interesting ways, like they’ll read about Easter Seals and think that the singer Seal would bring chocolate to children on Easter.

Only the dumbest cruelest person imaginable could think life’s about winning. Life’s about failure, learning to deal with failure. When to accept failure, how to recover from failure, how to mitigate failure. This universe runs on entropy, denial of that is the path of madness.

She took to the role of cashier instinctively, it was totally counter intuitive.

A herd of 100 centaurs is known as a “dollartaur”.

Sometimes you can’t sleep for good reasons. Sometimes you can’t sleep because you just keep thinking, over and over, “What did they think they were saying when they named the lead of THREE’S COMPANY Jack T-Ripper? What mangled social commentary is that?”

Going to the convention dressed as Jetson’s boss is really just cogsplay.