dec 13 in idea barrages

A reality show to be the next voice and puppeteer of ALF called PROJECT SHUMWAY.

“Arrested for public urination” is such an ugly way to phrase it. Why not say you were “caught in a peed trap”?

I’m honestly surprised the anti-maskers didn’t get around to “Hand sanitizer? More like HAND SATANIZER!”

A song about striking out at tee-ball called “Tied To The Whiffin’ Post”.

Pagans should definitely distribute counters to Chick Tracts. I’m certain they’d be better drawn, at least.

A song about the tradition of American non-Christian families going out for Chinese food on Christmas called “Wok-ing In A Winter Wonderland”.

Now I wanna hear a parody of Toto’s Africa about Antifa.

I now want to write a Jimi Hendrix parody called “Stone Fruit”.