dec 11 in idea barrages

They are not your usual orthopedic doctors. They like to say they’re the un-ortho docs.

Not only is Train lame as hell but, worse, they called their wine “Drops of Jupiter” instead of making a gin called “Drops of Juniper” which is obviously the superior pun. STRIKE TWO, TRAIN. Strike two.

I hope the Vulcans had a god of waterproofing and insulation called Tyvek and with that, I bid you all good night.

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BEDOUINS, BABY

A head canon where the Batman villain Jonathan “Scarecrow” Crane is actually the third psychologist brother in the Frasier family that no one talks about because, you know, he’s a super-villain and all.

A movie where Freddy Kreuger is the less-evil bad guy who punishes worse bad guys, like investment bankers and whatnot, in their nightmares called OCCUPY ELM STREET.

If there weren’t fascists ripping the copper wire out the walls of our democracy right now to sell for scrap, I would be making a bigger stink that MTV still gets to have “Video Music Awards” when they haven’t shown videos in 15 years. It would be a whole Thing.

Your hair salon will be called Tinted Love.