dec 9 in idea barrages

Morning radio is now just strangers pretending to be 20 years younger, describing YouTube videos that trended a month ago. Play some music, Buzzsaw and the Chipmunk or whatever.

Your Geographic Region Here Strong.

An emo parody of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones called The Depression That I Get.

Every other country in the world, the deaths are down to a trickle. Americans are dying at a rate of three 9/11s a week. That is on our terrible leadership top down. When you don’t vote for a Clinton, for a Biden, just because they don’t agree with you 100%, this is what you get.

A remake of BACK TO THE FUTURE where Marty has to go back to an EDM show in the 2010s to make his parents fall in love and the theme song is called “The Power of Wub”.

Sometimes, when I allow myself daft thoughts, I like to think every human mind a little drop of God & by trying my damnedest to train myself out of judgement & vengefulness, into compassion & mercy, I can turn the tide of the universal ocean. It is a lovely brief fantasy.

The realization that Chris Hardwick is the evil twin, Matthew Mercer the good & that in the end, they will battle until only one remains, to eat the other’s heart & gain his power, this realization soothes me greatly. It’ll be like the end to Bakshi’s WIZARDS, ironically enough.

Some kind of mutant-hybrid comic that ends the set by smashing Hot Pockets with a sledgehammer called… Gaffigher.