dec 8 in idea barrages

A world left to the zealots, zealots of any stripe, is a world that will quickly burn down. They don’t have the patience, they only care for the immediate enforcement of everything they believe in or nothing. Some zealots will burn the world with naivety, some with hate but fire burns everything the same.

If you need a title for your movie about zombie bobsledders, you could do worse than GHOUL RUNNINGS.

If instead of your soul, you give the Devil a tacky decorative plate, that’s called The Bradford Exchange.

Ask not for whom the Bill Joels, it joels for thee.

A nerd pulls his Japanese cartoon crush out of the television and discovers that her Manic-Panic Ultra-Pixie Dreamgirl persona is actually insufferable in the film ANIME HALL.

A comedic re-imagining of CHRISTINE called CAR TROUBLE.

The optimal name for a hipster indie band is ALDOUS HUXTABLE.

If a cheap apartment is an efficiency, is a McMansion an inefficiency?