dec 4 in idea barrages

I’m just sayin we could reboot Morganna the Kissing Bandit as Buffy the Umpire Slayer.

I am “my first computer games were on a Commodore 64” years old.

An Alice In Chains parody about the ridiculous pronunciations of Boston’s suburbs called “Wooster”?

Yes, the food at Casa Bonita is the blandest white-people school-lunch “Mexican” cuisine in the world but, dammit, you go there for the atmosphere not the food!

Dear Old Bay Seasoning Corporation, if you really want to increase your popularity, release a New Bay Seasoning that isn’t very good and then bring Old Bay back to doubled sales. You don’t have to thank me, just send money.

I mean, we could re-write that “Ghost Ride The Whip” rap to be about Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders. We could do that.

If you make a pink Drumstick style ice cream treat and you call them “Unicorn Cones” you have failed. The pun is “UNICONES”. C’mon now. Do I have to be in charge of naming EVERYTHING?

Why would anyone waste the QAnon hoax on being dumb old racist jerks? Why not tell people “Seal Team Six is actually six clones of Seal that the government uses as assassins and they leave a flower at every assassination that they call The Kiss By A Rose as their calling card”?