nov 30 in idea barrages

She’s the loose canon one slip-up away from getting kicked off the force. He’s the rookie just out of the academy who was magically conjured from a children’s book. Together they fight crime… and bad spelling… as GREEN EGGS & HARM.

You’re not “doing donuts in your car”. You’re “turning tricks”!

A sundae that potentially dooms your adventuring group called “The Party Split”.

Nothing like a trip to IKEA to develop deep feelings of shelf-loathing.

Dr. Sam Beckett jumps into the body of DeForrest Kelley on the set of a bad B-movie during his fallow period between Star Trek the series and Star Trek the movies in “Night Of The Leapus”.

The best name for a band, of course, would be “Anais Nintendo”.

No one has mashed up “Heaven Is A Half-Pipe” and Weezer’s “Hash Pipe” but the world’s lack of vision no longer surprises me.

God’s sense of humour is that we’re now living in THE POSTMAN but we don’t even get a boss Tom Petty cameo, the best scene in the whole damn thing.