dec 1 in idea barrages

Why call the video game “Duck Hunt” when we could’a called it “Murder Most Fowl”?

A Klingon character called Ra’fless so that someone can comment on his forehead “Ruffles has ridges!”

As climate change slowly forces us to each bugs, the snack food companies will just adjust. Pick yourself up some zesty creamy dried spiders marketed as TaRANCHulas!

She was really into vampires. She went wild for that Vlad bod.

I’d only played in D&D one-shots before, this game I’m playing with my restaurant co-workers is my first continuing campaign. I didn’t realize how many choices you have to make early: on the cusp of going up to Level 2, the bard I’m playing has to make all kinds of choices now (spells, armor) factoring in what he’ll do if he lives to 3rd or 4th level and the sub-class choice and feat-or-score-improvement. Is he going to be more of a healer/investigator Lore Bard or more of a control/melee Valor Bard? It’s like fantasy baseball with the persistent nature of early strategic choices.

Scratch and Sniff Poker. He who smelt it, truly dealt it.

They dropped an Old Navy on accident on an island that previously had no other contact with other civilizations and it started a Cargo Shorts Cult.

It’d be funny to slip a few Flash comics into the White House and see if the fake president toddles out to a press conference a few days after that, demanding a military unit called Speed Force be founded.