nov 26 in idea barrages

Your corporation’s leader of COVID compliance should be called a Chief Personal Protection Practice Officer so she or he can call her or himself the company’s “C-3P-O”.

The maximal name for a Van Halen cover band from Boston is “For Unlawful Chowder Knowledge”.

A fake country, The Confederacy, was hastened in its collapse by Americans counterfeiting their already fake money to bork their economy. Today, to collectors, those fake-fakes are worth more than the real fakes.

“She was a real warrior-poet,” she said, “you know, a true Edna St. Vincent Melee.”

The hardest thing to remember is that neurosis, anxiety, depression, these aren’t just monsters, didn’t start out that way, anyway. They’re defense mechanisms that got out of hand. They were trying to help but got broken. Treating yourself as the enemy doesn’t help.

Running errands, I realize “Like A Stone” by Audioslave and “The Way” by Fastball would mash-up almost perfectly. I don’t know music terms, but it’s almost like Like A Stone is just The Way, slowed down and in a minor key?

I can’t be the only person who sang that Marilyn Manson song as “The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People, BANANA, The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People, BANANA”.

Why say “I have a wart” when you can say “I’m cultivating a personal growth”?