nov 28 in idea barrages

A rap about Alfred E Neuman called “Baby Got Blech”.

If every single sponsored ad on Youtube is “by a company I would sing the praises of even if they didn’t pay me” then… maaaaaaaybe a whole lot of someones are lying out their asses.

The fact that “Miami’s playing Toronto in Buffalo” is a sentence you can in truth say about major league baseball is all the proof you need that the COVID season never should have happened.

No one ever talks about giallo film legend Dario Argento’s evil twin Wario Argento who made essentially the same Mad Max rip-off film fifteen times.

Conspicuous consumption is a wasting disease, obviously.

Random title ideas for fantasy or horror novels: “Crime & Banishment” “The Manse Dacabre”.

A hipster reboot of CITIZEN KANE where the dying retro-ironic words are “You don’t just eat, you… dunk-a-roos…”

A Queen parody about the Grim Reaper? “Myyyyyy sickle, myyyyyy sickle, I want to use my dire SICKLE, it’s sickle-ing I LIKE”.