nov 22 in idea barrages

I knew a man Bazinga and he mocked the weird
With worn-out tropes
Nerd cliches, a dumb catchphrase and forced laugh-track
Dashing all hope
He feigned OCD
He feigned OCD
Mocking a real disease
Mr. Bazinga
Mr. Bazinga
Mr. Bazinga
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A Tiki bar in Disney’s Galaxy’s Edge section called VADER VICS. You know you wanna do this, Mouse. You know you wanna.

Our nation, like the last days of a going out of business sale, selling out, right down to the basic fixtures, everything must go.

These days the only people making bank are whoever started the “a graduate/essential worker lives here” signs thing. They’re probably so rich they’re already on a secret COVID free Mars colony.

I get knocked down and I get up again, each time a little bit slower, that’s the only reason I know I’m getting older.

Auto collision shop next door to a bar, that’s just smart business synergy.

I dunno how you’d pull it off but the mash up of MULAN ROUGE would be probably pretty weird.

I just realized that you can sing “On Top Of Spaghetti” to the tune of “Chariots of Fire” and I think I deserve a Nobel for it. A Grammy, bare minimum.