nov 17 in idea barrages
- Nov. 15, 2020, 1:50 p.m.
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When I was young, if you’d mentioned “waterboarding”, you’d’a just thought it was an old person trying to remember the word for “surfing”. It’s good the horrors are no longer secret but it’s still a shame they’re now normalized common parlance.
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A psychic who isn’t just crazy or running a scam is truly a medium rare.
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If you say “Bloody Mary” three times into a mirror three times at night, you suddenly appear in an airport bar and are charged 30 dollars.
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A horror film about murderous sausages called KILLBASA.
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They should’ve called corpse flowers “Cryptanthimums” but nobody asked me.
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They also won’t call explosive diarrhea “Feces Pieces”. They have no vision.
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It’d be fun to see if you could make some kind of… Easter mayonnaise… out of the centres of Cadbury Creme Eggs and, like, vegetable oil.
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If we find out that the fake President bought a stake in TikTok just before telling the world that he hated it, knowing that saying that would make it super-popular, that would be the most 2020 thing ever.
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