nov 12 in idea barrages

You could write a hell of a parody of The Band’s “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” about the irony of Herman Cain decrying COVID as a hoax then dying of it. “Herman Cain was the name and he said that China’s to blame…”

There is no safe way to open physical schools. There will be no safe way to open physical schools in 2020 at all. Only with a lot of luck on the vaccine front will it even be safe in early 2021. For God’s sake, had you selfish idiots worn your masks, maybe there would’ve been.

The problem with my sick sense of humour is that I’ve developed insolence-dependence.

“My milk-snake kills all the pests in the yard and damn right, that yard is damn large, yeah right, that yard is damn large, exterminates and doesn’t have to charge.”

A game called SUPER MARIO 65 about Super Mario during retirement.

The only way left to save Hot Topic is if they buy the Hot Pockets jingle and run with it in ads. “Where do the edgelords shop? HOOOT TOPIC!”

Step one: dress up as your favourite television chef. Step two: go to a convention, inventing “sauceplay”. Step three: ??? Step four: Profit!

I’ve never watched AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER but I know enough about it to have realized, an airbender couldn’t bend Airwolf. You’d have to be a metal-bender because Airwolf is made out of metal. I don’t know why I think these things either.