nov 9 in idea barrages

I mean, SHARK TANK sucks but if it had the funnier title 90-DAY FINANCER, I’d at least give it points for the title.

Imagining Sesame Street as the vivid hallucinations of an acid-fiend where the animals can talk and there’s monsters everywhere, that’s fun but the punchline is the theme song “Can you tell me how to get, how to get the voices to stop?”

I just hope someone pitched an X-Files spin-off called SKINWALKER, TEXAS RANGER.

Imagine a world stupid enough for “Now THIS is PODRACING!” had become a beloved catchphrase as Lucas, in his total detachment from reality, assumed. Are you picturing it? The people who believe Q-Anon are actually dumber than that.

I was today years old when it finally hit me how profoundly dumb the naming conventions in FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR were. “OH HE’S NAMED Banks BECAUSE HE’S RICH!” Holy Jesus. Remembering to underthink helps one decode pop culture.

There should’a been a Dirty South rapper called Macon Money. Was there? God, I should get to name everything.

I hope that the 1871 unification of Germany was pitched with the slogan “Get in the Zone! Otto’s Zone!”

If you think about how often Rambo’s life got torn away from him for his military service, dude was kind of a G.I. Job.