nov 11 in idea barrages

Two out of three Stooges agree, the other is Fine.

A rap version of THE MONSTER MASH built around a sample of someone yelling “Hey! Must be the mummy!”

All I really know is, if you drove a Jesus Christler car, it would have Emmanuel transmission.

Disillusionment doesn’t have to be a bad thing, it can be a great boon. The scales fallen off your eyes, you see what’s really going on, who’s really hurting, how much good you can actually do, what impossibilities to not waste your time on. It can be the best thing.

If you cross Michael Cera and Cerberus, you get something with a Tri-Cera top.

A steampunk journalist is a part of the hydraulic press.

Pavlov, singing to his dogs, “Salivate good times, COME ON, it’s a salivation!”

If I wrote a pretentious “literary fiction” novel I’d at least use a faux-artsy title secretly sung to the theme of the TMNT show. “As The Crow Flies So Do The Years, As THE Crow FLIES So DO The YEARS, AS THE CROW FLIES SO DO THE YEARS, here’s some highbrow bullcrap, am I cool?”