nov 8 in idea barrages

“I’m being ironic, it’s a prank, bro, it’s a social experiment!” said the edgelord as he withered away into a corncob with a Hot Topic sticker on it.

“Spicy-and-Sweet Loaf Cereal” is just a legal way to be synonym toast crunch.

Not enough people would get the “Have you driven a Fnord… consciously?” joke, I suppose.

Just as rarely as the battleplan survives contact with the enemy does interesting artistic insight survive contact with fame.

The writing line I keep coming back to is “we owe so much to the darkness” and I don’t know where I’m gonna use it but it’s gotta go somewhere. The dark is where we heal, we cool ourselves, we rest. The sunshine all the time, we’d blister and burn.

You will play a druid who uses a handful of goats to transport supplies so that when your party needs something, you can ask “Who you gonna call?” and they’ll have to respond “…goat butlers.” if they want their potion.

Grave Cleric plus the new Chef feat in Unearthed Arcana. Say they’re a dessert chef. Congratulations. You now have created The Neccomancer.

We should call pop-country “Bubba Gum music”.