nov 4 in idea barrages
- Nov. 3, 2020, 6:39 p.m.
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You could easily make “Black Betty” into a song about benzo pills. “Whoa Black Betty, diazepam, Whoa Black Betty, alprazolam”.
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The Scandinavian tourist board should go with the slogan “Have you driven a fjord lately?” just because it amuses me. Honestly, more things should be done for this purpose.
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The worst Star Trek/WWF mash-up would definitely be “Tribble H” in that once it showed up on screen it would multiply until it was on-screen every second of the show all the time.
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The most important skill necessary to apply to any internet history from the 1990s is the art of total disassociation.
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I guess the worst premise for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knock-off show would be about a superhero named Rad Herring and I guess that’s why I’ve already written the theme song in my brain.
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There would be a cascade effect in the Red Hot Chili Peppers song “Give It Away Now” if you changed the words “Bob Marley” to “Jim Varney” and someday we may explore this difference.
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For a drink called the Silver Bullet, I’ve always found Coors Light ads to have a disturbing lack of werewolf hunting. Like, they could totally be bros about it or whatever. College fratbros celebrating a werewolf kill like a bizarro inverse of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Trump as Peter Pandemic in his never-never-land of denial where the kids he sends back to school to score political points never grow up… because they die of the Corona instead.
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