nov 1 in idea barrages

Why call it your “semen sample” when you can call it your “dude ranch”?

Sleep, death, love, success, failure, little by little then all at once, they all arrive and leave the same way. Little by little then all at once.

The song from JAWS but entirely with that weird furry “uWu” sound. uWu. UWU. UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU, OOO-UWU!

“MacSabbath, the mashing up of Black Sabbath and McDonalds? Yeah, that’s cool. But do you know what’s really cool?” whispers in your ear “Gwarfield and Fiends.”

The problem with calling anti-maskers “Typhoid Larry”, no matter how fun it is, is that they don’t even get the reference.

The terrible truth of it is, what really keeps us from socialized medicine, universal education, a stable safety net, is racism. Decades of “welfare queen” lies convincing white people that dying sick & poor is better than allowing brown folks to be helped too. And it keeps people rich.

There are worse things than writing a parody of “Give Me Fever” about amorous skeletons as “Give Me Femur”.

Ancient Egypt was a pyramid scheme.