oct 28 in idea barrages

You can’t spell “atheist” without “a heist”. I’m not implying any meaning to this coincidence, just noting it and moving on.

Yeah, I’d write a murder mystery set at the Olympics just to get to the line “and I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those medalling kids”. Of course I would. It is the way of things, the way… of the Force.

Also, sometimes your brain starts singing “I hate the kids on TikTok, no dignity, no dignity”. You can’t stop it, you gotta just let it pass.

I’ve never used a Discord server but if I ever did, I would enter singing BURN BABY BURN, DISCORD INFERNO until I got thrown out.

I’ve decided to start telling people that in Japan, they put their worn-out underwear under their pillows and they are taken away by Panty Claus.

We could totally sell a liquid chapstick to goths called EmBALMing Fluid and make a whole lot of money.

All these shows about historical royalty having sexually debauched adventures, you’d figure someone would get around to “Charlemagne In Charge”.

A shared universe where multiple Jimmy Stewart characters meet in an asylum, all committed for claiming to be involved with impossible things like angels, talking rabbits and successful uncorrupted politicians.