oct 25 in idea barrages

There are far worse names for a punk band than “Queefer Sutherland”.

The important thing to point out about those “oh my God, this thing is actually a cake!” videos is that the icing is always fondant, so that technically isn’t cake. It’s an abomination.

Welcome to Disney World! Enjoy our newest attraction The Wild Ventilator.

I wonder if Batman has ever just held down The Riddler, manipulated his arms so that he was hitting himself and started yelling “STOP HINTING YOURSELF! STOP HINTING YOURSELF! STOP HINTING YOURSELF!” Maybe he’d finally stop.

Sending kids back to school just so they can die of respiratory illness isn’t really educating them. But it gives away the game of the American conservative movement: it’s not about actually making things work, it’s about creating an illusion of normal so the grift can continue.

Smirnov Inversion Voice: “On social media memes, the lie is a cake!”

I feel like they’re gonna troll us by naming the Washington football team “The Washington Hero Cops” or some such.

You can’t run from this into a theme park, can’t run from this into the big game or wealth or even madness. It’s a plague, it’s everywhere, denial doesn’t work anymore. America’s always been defined by an ability to retreat into fantasies about itself & without that we are lost.