oct 24 in idea barrages

A quantum leap forward in Greek desserts - Scott Baklava!

Why did Chuck E Cheese have to implode AFTER they got rid of the animatronics? I could’ve filled this attic with decommissioned animatronics on the cheap, such as one does whenever possible.

You know, rewritin’ Elton John songs from the perspective of Donald Rumsfeld, “I remember when Iraq was young, me and Sadaam had so much fun”, as you do.

By the tenth sequel CONAN THE PESCATARIAN everything was significantly tamer.

I like to think that we were rid of Yahoo Serious because he was slain in single-combat by his New Zealander rival Kiwi Herman, who ate his heart, gained his power and became Peter Jackson.

Movie scenes in graveyards can get confusing because there’s so many plot points.

A pretty great CB handle for a hipster trucker would be “Trailer Swift”. The irony would cancel out, though, so they couldn’t wear a hat at all.

American police structure, prison structure, political districting & ridiculous 2nd Amendment misinterpretations exist, from a baseline, as an attempt to retain as much of slavery without technically having slavery. Working forward from that truth, we may be able to fix things.