oct 19 in idea barrages

I mean, a parody of the theme to Hey Dude about Dune. Sure.

Maybe she jumps real high. MAYBE IT’S TRAMPOLINE.

So in a D&D setting, the Ghostbusters… Venkman’s definitely a Glamour Bard, Winston’s a down-to-Earth Champion Fighter, Ray is a Knowledge Cleric and Egon’s, like, either an Artificer or Abjuration Wizard. (Bonus, Walter Peck is a lawful evil Investigator Rogue.)

You need to know: this is only the end of the world if you want it to be. We can collectively put aside childish selfishness & adolescent stridency & have a future yet. When too many decide to let it burn because they can’t have their way completely, that’s when this all ends.

Having flight powers in the Judge Dredd universe would be awesome because whenever Dredd said “I AM THE LAW!” you could hover over him and yell “WELL I’M ABOVE THE LAW!”

A lot of airpods make it look like you bent a cigarette to a 90 degree angle and shoved it in your ear.

Technically, anywhere that the dog from “Garfield” craps is an Odie toilette and next time you’re looking through colognes and perfumes in the locked case at the CVS, remember that.

It seems like so many of the great rock songs have been written with the power of either how much the band all hated each other or with the power of heavy drugs. Occasionally both!