april 12 in idea barrages

1.) The best place for a quick Passover meal in the Midwest is, of course, Seder Rapids.

2.) He hates the HELL out of the Oz Renaissance Faire, just because they're always saying "How about a little LYRE, Scarecrow?"

3.) The worship of male fertility idols can, on occasion, be very sack-religious.

4.) I really saw an infomercial for something being sold as "Dump Cakes" huh? Last one out of this culture, turn out the lights.

5.) So in this set of nightmares, I was tumbling through a series of underground movie venues playing cool old cult movies that were deteriorating and closing and as I walked through, watching the decay, my clothing disappeared and the people with me went away. Until I was alone and naked in a condemned theatre.

6.) "Captain, there's a chance we may ram into that other submarine!" "Quickly! Someone man the collideoscope!"

7.) IT PUTS THE POTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT FIGHTS THE ORCS AGAIN

8.) The moment "Girl Meets World" first airs, the "Girl Meets World of Warcraft" fanfic begins.