april 13 in idea barrages

1.) Because of course a show about gold mining in cold places would be on a channel called ANIMAL PLANET?

2.) So here's my idea for a trending topic for Palm Sunday. #facepalmsunday

3.) The less he believes, the stronger he gets! He is THE INCREDULOUS HULK!

4.) Hunk SMASH traditional definitions of attractive masculinity! Hunk SMASH!

5.) Extreme botanists are all like "OOOOH, man, SICK FERN!"

6.) The worst screw-ups are the ones you didn't even see happening at the time. Way down the road you grasp the missed opportunities & facepalm.

7.) To be fair, if you're in the Amish mafia, having your horse's head cut off and put in your bed is a much larger loss.

8.) It may be rainin' men but that's not half as bad as hailin' Hydra.

9.) Respectability is the last refuge of scoundrels. And "but it's a tradition" their last line of defense.

10.) A throw-back dance competition movie called "STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOP".