oct 10 in idea barrages

If you really think about it, Cloverfield was about the monster at the end of the film and should’ve been called “Groverfield”.

Gold and silver are passe, Bitcoin imaginary, what we should really back our currency with is Legos. Holy Jesus, those things are expensive.

One hopes, one prays, that this is how death will be someday, like pattering around in the night, slumping toward slumber, so tired you don’t even know you’re tired and then just… sleep.

If someone thinks they’re going to be watching a Rick Astley video but it turns out to be footage from the cartoon “Big Mouth”, they have been Nick Krolled.

Chet Baker should’ve found a Chet Butcher and a Chet Candlestickmaker to form a trio.

Substitute overcooked steak for the Canadian bacon and mix Cheeto dust into the Hollandaise and you have a breakfast dedicated to the fake president, Eggs Benedict Arnold.

With any kind of perspective, something as silly & meaningless as a sports team name, if it genuinely offends ONE person you should change it let alone a whole ethnicity. This is what you want to fight for? So a team of millionaires you’ve never met can make a people feel bad?

If you want to have a really good chance of running for Vice-President, change your last name to Scissors before you go into politics because how cool would it be for a presidential candidate to say she’s “proud to be running with Scissors”?