oct 9 in idea barrages

A classic pop song about the Golem of Prague being formed from clay called “Sedimental Journey”.

“Hoth blooded, check it and see, if you’re frost-bitten you should carve into me, if on the outside you think Wampas smell bad… Hoth blooded, Hoth blooded…”

If you make magic potions that take the form of condiments, you are a saucerer.

Have we pre-emptively started a “Ghislaine Maxwell Won’t Have Killed Herself” meme yet?

A Swedish midget country and western star called Tim Conway Twitty.

I tried to explain to the dog that the television is like a window that shows us something very far away as opposed to a normal window that shows us things very close up. He still refuses to understand, I think he’s just being obstinate at this point.

Your Beatles parody about Scandinavian stereotypes will be called “Norwegians Would”.

A parody of that Silent Lucidity song about violent stupidity?