april 11 part 2 in idea barrages

1.) Let us now start referring to privileged libertarian "thinkers" telling people why the poor should stay poor as "Aynsplaining".

2.) Of course Henry Kissinger is a Yankees fan. Of course he is! No other thing in the world makes more sense than that.

3.) Nothing like a back spasm hitting you so hard your left leg buckles under you and you crumple through a chair into the floor. Fun. Times.

4.) The larval form of a "Bridezilla" is, of course, a "Prombie".

5.) Gotta inquisit them all, Torquemon.

6.) Then God said "well, I sent a boat that you would have needed to swim two miles out to sea at a random time to help you so it's your fault".

7.) Maybe in Battlestar Galactica, their home world was ruined by greedy energy concerns and that's why "fracking" is a cuss word?

8.) Using a time machine to have sex with famous artists should be a private matter because what happens in Degas stays in Degas.