oct 8 in idea barrages

I mean, Trump knows that “America First” was literally the slogan of the neo-Nazi rallies Daddy Fred would attend in the 1930s, of course, but he projects his stupidity onto us and thinks we don’t know that too.

Do we call British potheads “sconers”? I feel like we need to call British potheads “sconers”.

“Imagine gnome religion… it’s isn’t hard to do… something to worship Garl for… and throw a party too…”

“A million dollars? Yeah, that’s cool. But do you know what’s really cool?” I lean into your ear and whisper conspiratorially, “A million air conditioners.”

A celly constructed entirely of delicious fluffy potato dumplings called a Gnokia phone.

If upon fulfillment of her request to see the manager she then proceeds to inundate said manager with the lamest prop-comedy possible, she is then known as a “Karentop”.

Its astonishing the way American neo-fascism has changed language to buffet its goals. The “freedom” to oppress & discriminate, the “freedom” to venerate traitors with statues, the “freedom” to spread disease & die uninsured, it’s so 1984, one wants to double-plus vomit.

A romantic cannibal will always save the tastiest parts for his lover. “I only have eyes for you,” he will say.