oct 1 in idea barrages

Please refrain from referring to the autopsy as “cracking open a cold one”.

Written without punctuation, “Magnum P.I.” reads as “Magnumpi” which sounds like a name for an obscure figure in Russian folklore that you have to leave cookies out for or else it eats your children.

A story about a robot double of Bart Simpson accused of killing the real Bart Simpson called “iCarumba”.

There’s a couple ink blots on the paper you showed and you’re testing me with the Ror… schach! Rorschach baby, Rorschach

The banana pepper is either a banana nor a pepper, it is most closely related to the spider.

In my head-canon, because of how he always bitched about his wife and drank and whatnot, Norm on CHEERS was short for his full and legal name Gendernormative Peterson.

If you pretend to be rich for a weekend, are you sitting in the LARP of luxury?

I am still disappointed that Fiddy Cent doesn’t have a midget sidekick called Quarter-Pounda.