sept 29 in idea barrages

Mayor McCheese’s dandruff would be sesame seeds.

The hideous truth is that those who are fine with lynchings, killer cops, school shootings, destroying women’s rights etc ARE the plurality of the American electorate. Not the majority but the plurality. The sane united in compromise against them CAN win but split we always lose.

Maybe all along MC Hammer wasn’t telling you to stop to appreciate Hammer Time, maybe he was begging you, pleading with you to assist him in stopping Hammer Time. Maybe it was a cry for help.

I mean, I WOULD write a parody of Ben Folds “Philosophy” about colostomies, but no one probably wants to hear it.

A parody of Toto’s AFRICA about weird old psychos being paranoid about Antifa?

Has Yahoo Serious tried resurrecting his career with a sitcom about his Australian youth called THE CHUNDER YEARS?

A show where every week, some nut-bar brings a conspiracy theory in and presents it to her or his best and then a panel of experts rip it to shreds before them, Gordon Ramsay style, called THE SKEPTIC TANK.

I’m just saying, when recreational marijuana is legalized in New York State, I call “Drugs Along The Mohawk” for a store name. Dibs. DIBS!