sept 28 in idea barrages

Remember when a cheap red baseball hat meant “Fred Durst” at worst as opposed to meaning “the person under this hat is a fascist”? God, they were more innocent times or, at least, we could hang onto the surface illusion that they were, back then.

The best test to the fabled Canadian politeness is to go into a Tim Hortons and refer to curling as “ice shuffleboard”. Then we shall see if it holds true.

Thomas The Tank Engine freezing to death in a labyrinthine railyard after trying to murder Ringo Starr and George Carlin is the somber ending to THE SHINING TIME STATION.

A bumper sticker that simply says “BEEF STOCK - A WISE INVESTMENT OF TIME”.

I saw an ad where Oscar Meyer was trying to sell essentially slightly upscale Lunchables to adults as a “meat & cheese plate” but they didn’t have the honesty to call their product Shartcuterie and it bothers me.

In the Cola Wars, members on both sides of the conflict, Pepsi and Coke alike, referred to their military police as “The Fizz”.

Too much of the far-left started to believe that history is a straight & true line of progress as opposed to generational trenchwarfare where sometimes just taking the next hill or holding the line is all you can hope for. That opened the door for Trump & here we are now.

Oh, distributors. “TENET is delayed until August”. You really think we can undo how badly we’ve fumbled this in just two months time. No one learned a goddamned thing.