sept 26 in idea barrages

I want a little poster of Michael Jordan in a cubicle with a headset in front of a computer and the slogan. “Just Do I.T.”

If you get off on being talked to like a pirate, that’s ASMRrrrrrr.

You know, if PAUL BLART MALL COP had called itself INSECURITY it wouldn’t have one of the worst titles in cinematic history.

Getting someone addicted to postal glue is really pushing the envelope.

Copperchino’s in Rome could total franchise out to Cooperstown and Cooperchino’s, I’m just saying here.

A story about Man-At-Arms’ love of conspiracy theories called THE MOSS MAN PROPHECIES.

If Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro did a hard-left turn and started only representing people suing police brutality and his face-turn new name was Jim “The Sickle” Shapiro, that’d be pretty boss.

“Welcome to the School of Doubt,” he said, “I will be your Uncertainty Principle… or maybe I won’t be.”