april 11 in idea barrages

1.) If you get a D.F.A. in modern literature, does that give you a license for deconstructive surgery?

2.) How was "A Haunted House 2" not a January dump film? How bad were the other films to get Jan-dumped and THAT debuts in April?

3.) "The rabbi detective's incredibly effective but his techniques are shall we say..." the chief paused then added "...unorthodox."

4.) There were rumors telling an unsubstantiated story could cure poisoning but as far as we knew it was all strictly antidotal.

5.) The Enterprise cryonics lab always stocks dryer sheets in case of static klingons.

6.) A multi-day camp-out in the desert past Palm Springs sounds like a CIA torture method not a music festival.

7.) "Commodify" is so close to "commode" for a reason.

8.) What we need now is an urban legend about a horror figure hidden in Citizen Kane called "Sledderman".