sept 24 in idea barrages

Never forget that Trump tried to get the Central Park Five framed for murder & executed for no other reason than that they were black. That’s the bastard’s pattern, his primary goal is fame & fortune but his secondary motivation to fuel it is always racism.

If you flipped Gomer Pyle from Mayberry and Gomer the magical imp from the Punky Brewster cartoon, which show would be more improved?

The perfect blasphemous pun involves Cross-Fit and the phrase “Hot Cross Buns”.

Your D&D magical familiar will be a floating sentient beer mug, based on either Schultz or Dooley from Utica Club. It will largely be used for battle strategy, distracting your foe on the other side to get you advantage in attack. It will be called your Flanking Stein.

Kinda want to rap exclusively over jazz samples as The Thelonious M.O.N.K.

This line of a Steely Dan parody just popped into my head “they say having dandruff will hurt your pride, call me Selsun Blue (Selsun Blue)” and this is a little peak into what it’s like to live in my brain.

I look at this absentee ballot & wonder how much we spent on a primary with only one candidate just so folk could feel edgy about meaningless protest votes. I wonder how much COVID prevention it could’ve paid for, then check “Biden” to cancel out one selfish contrarian & move on.

In martial arts, the greatest tool is to use your opponent’s momentum against them, to get them to over-commit, to get them off-balance, to lose control and flip them with their own momentum. There’s a reason Putin’s news services push fringe-lefties on Trump’s behalf.