sept 23 in idea barrages

I just realized that the people at the Tulsa Hate Rally were LITERALLY OK boomers.

She considered “ob-gyn” such a formal title for what she did. She preferred “privates investigator”.

“Level up your cat’s dinner tonight with Final Fantasy Feast!”

“Herman’s Head” was the rare show where the porn parody’s title wouldn’t require a change at all. It is a fine title for a porno spoof already.

Though microwave s’mores never come out right, if you marketed them as InstaGrahams. you could probably get people to pretend they liked them ironically.

A one-man show about how Elon Musk thinks he’s a brilliant scientific visionary but he’s really just a delusional entitled rich guy called QUANTUM LARP.

It’s a good thing I’m terrified by digital video editing or I long ago would’ve devoted my life to a youtube channel that posts strange out-of-context snippets of the old Heathcliff cartoon called HEATHCLIPS.

People use morning radio to pretend they have wacky friends they hang out with every day, it allows them to overlook the fact it’s just dudes laughing at their own jokes, reading tired news kickers, creatively dead. It’s not about entertainment, rather lonely sad aspirationalism.