sept 19 in idea barrages

Has anyone tried to get the nutbar conspiracy theorists to waste all their money buying up Paw Patrol toys or still-racist boxes of Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima, telling them they’re gonna be valuable collectors items soon? Make them into the Beanie Babies of neo-fascism.

Today I realized I can’t remember my ATM PIN but can remember multiple details of the ALF teevee movie Christmas special.

Princess Leia’s sex toys were Hans-free devices.

An update of Sweeney Todd where he runs a workout facility instead called SWEATY TODD. The lady he sells the bodies to runs the paleo-keto restaurant next door, maybe sells them as “energy bars”.

Already confirmed that the Tulsa Hate Concert has six COVID infected staffers, that’s… neat. The live footage of the people filing in looks like The Warped Tour for Neo-Nazis. It’s weird being at the end of an age.

The only way that the first half of 2020 makes ANY sense is if, at the beginning of the speech, Trump unleashes the Joker Gas from the 1989 Batman movie.

I was today years old when I realized that Boss Nass in that awful prequel was basically the dad from DINOSAURS.

I was also today years old when I realized that of course Han and Leia would eventually break up, he always shot first.