sept 14 in idea barrages

I despise guns but grew up in gun culture & pay attention: look at gun ads in magazines 30 years ago, they’re all some guy bringing in a duck, holding up the antlers of a buck. Now they all look like SWAT teams, like soldiers. Don’t forget that part of this bloodmoney puzzle.

Using a fake tale of ethnic pride as excuse to keep around the glorification of native genocide always seemed twisted to me. Even discounting his crimes, Colom was from times when “Italy” wasn’t a thing, sailing for Spain. I’ve an “i” at name’s end & I’d be happy to see him go.

Today’s pooping song for Ollie was to the tune of the Cops theme “Fat dog, fat dog, whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when he poops on you?”

Singing along to Rocket Man “RICKETS MAN, should’a really brought some limes along… and he really really should’ve BROUGHT some limes… and he really really should’ve BROUGHT some limes…”

Trying to explain why the comic book convention had gone bankrupt they could say nothing other than the fact that they were at a loss for nerds.

A movie about how all the driedels come to life when the children fall asleep called OY STORY.

A deli / V.D. clinic called “Cured Meats”.

If you write a joke about a mafia group laundering money through a minor league hockey team, they had better be called “The Zamboni Crime Family”.