april 9 part 2 in idea barrages

1.) More like Werthers UNORIGINALS, AMIRITE?!

2.) What I like most about the dog is that when I prattle on endlessly he's nice enough to wag his tail and pretend to listen.

3.) It's a Zelda game where Link just messes with drunk friends after a big party. It's called WINO WAKER, it's pretty rad.

4.) Everyone talks about attention deficit but no one's ever talking about the attention DEBT.

5.) His obesity broke the DDR game at the arcade and now he has to pay Dance Dance Restitution.

6.) It's a lesson that goes all the way back to Gilgamesh. You can go home again but the world will have changed you so it can't be the same.

7.) It's about a boy robot battling the horrible vampiric mutations after a zombie plague. It's called "The O-Mega Man".

8.) Let's start calling New Hartford "NeHa". Let's make that A Thing.

9.) Near as I can tell from just the radio hits, any Muse song can be successfully mashed-up with Katy Perry's "Firework".