april 10 in idea barrages

1.) Is a washed-up fratboy a Has-Bro?

2.) In a production office, the chicken Pad invariably ends up with the PA because the Thai goes to the runner.

3.) "In a fight club with black curtains, dun dun dun dun..."

4.) I wonder how many ex-Amish Jedidiahs, upon discovering movies, demand to be nicknamed "Jedi".

5.) "They're Karzais, identical Karzais and you'll find they walk alike, they talk alike, they rule Pakistan alike, you could lose your mind..."

6.) A miserly producer meets 3 spirits demanding he repent perpetuating Italian stereotypes by making mob movies in... THE GHOST OF XMAS PASTA.

7.) Purchasing a DVD of A TALE OF TWO CITIES in December provided him with his winter of his disc content.

8.) mash-up idea: Tom Petty "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around" vs Neil Young "Ohio"

9.) In my dream, all humans ever were in a giant prison that shapeshifted to distract us. I started manipulating the shifts so it threw me out. The dream prison reckoned freeing me was better than losing control. Then Futurama characters told me, no, that's just a future funhouse.

10.) The problem with making your life about hoping tomorrow will be better is the possibility that tomorrow will be worse.

11.) I walk into the cafe and "Rocket Queen" is playing. I choose to take it as a sign that things will get better.

12.) The difference between "humble" and "humbled" is subtle yet vast.

13.) For every time fake-it-til-you-make-it works, there are 100,000 who will simply fake until they break. Consider the odds.