sept 12 in idea barrages

Why didn’t P. Diddy ever sell “Puff pastries”?

An even more jank Long John Silvers, like a K-Mart Long John Silvers, an even worse pirate themed fish chain called Yaaaaaaarbys.

A terrible nu-metal band that sings in French called “Papa Brioche”.

A song parody about Fraggle Rock “(Can’t Get No) Radish Action”?

Maybe going back in time and changing the names on all their books to mess with us was the real Berestein monster all along.

A sitcom character, possibly a sassy gramma, whose catchphrase is “You’re Not Just Pisslin’ Whiskey!”

(to the tune of the Gummi Bears theme, while walking the dog) OLLIE BEEEEEEAR, PISSING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE, BLADDER PRESSURE THAT’S BEYOND COMPARE, HE IS THE OLLIE BEAR

A parody of “It’s A Long Way to Tipperary” about playing Oregon Trail and getting dysentery?